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  • Never really got into Transformers as a kid, but I’d like to see the movie. At any rate, I stumbled onto one of those stupid “what are you” quizzes based on Transformers and got this result:

    I AM
    61%
    STARSCREAM
    Take the Transformers Quiz

    August 31st, 2007 - random

    According to the numbers gathered by vgchartz.com, the Wii is the top selling console of the current generation of systems.

    This interests me for multiple reasons:

    1. For pretty much my entire life up until I had kids, I was an avid gamer. (having kids changes everything – keep that in mind) Up until the original Playstation was released I bought just about evert goofy system anyone would release. For some reason, the PS1 just didn’t grab my attention. Plus, a lot of friends had it, so I played it quite a bit regardless of the fact I didn’t own one.

    The last system I bought for myself was the N64 the day it hit shelves. The next fall my daughter was born and well, the N64 gathered dust. In the next eight to ten years I sort of fell out of the loop. I’ve never owned a Sony or Microsoft sytem and I totally missed the First Person Shooter revolution. In fact, to this day, I don’t ‘get’ FPS games. They’re lame. I have no desire to ‘frag’ anyone. (a little handjob between good friends sounds like a much better time, but I digress…)

    A few years ago we scored a Gamecube on the cheap for an X-mas gift for the kids and they took right to it. This past year we scored a Wii on its release date and the kids had it under the tree. That thing gets played constantly – by pretty much all of us. I’ve owned every Nintendo console that’s ever hit the market. Which leads me to:

    2. I’m a total Ninty fanboy. I dig Nintendo. Always have, always will.

    3. I love it when someone bucks the system. I just do. Anytime someone goes out on a limb and ‘changes the game’ I think it’s the coolest. No one gave the Wii a chance. Gamers called the idea a gimmick and the system weak. It’s such a cliche at this point, but Nintendo proved making something fun to play will beat all the ramped up technical specs that can be spouted.

    I have no doubt that hardcore gamers don’t exactly see it that way and that’s fine. Nintendo hit on something. They tapped that nerve that the other companies were ignoring. Why cater to the gamer niche when you can make something that everybody can enjoy?

    I dunno. I just think the idea that preschoolers and grandmas and moms and dads and the Aunt Bertha’s and Uncle Charlie’s of the world have changed the market – and that Nintendo saw that potential – is great.

    It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out over the next few years and, if the trend holds, what each company will do with their next system.

    August 27th, 2007 - wii

    Next weekend is a three day weekend. Looks like everyone around here will actually have all three days free. We need to find something cool to do (or several things) and I’m not sure I’m really up for more amusement parks this year. (gasp!)

    August 27th, 2007 - entertainment - travel

    Back on March 7th I wrote about the single greatest scent in the world. At that time I wrote:

    I often fear I’ll walk to the candle aisle at Target and they’ll have quit selling them.

    Today that nightmare became reality. No shit!

    We’re in Target and I hit the candle aisle to find this whole line of candles and stuff marked with big red ‘clearance’ signs. My heart raced. Only a couple of candles left and they were all these sickly, perfumey scents. I quickly scoured the shelves and scored the last White Pepper & Spice diffuser and the last package of White Pepper & Spice inscense sticks.

    Fuck! Worse yet, what appears to be replacing the current stuff is a line full of overpowering, nausea-inducing, perfumey scents. Fucking people have no taste.

    Fuck you, Target.

    If anyone is feeling super-kind and happens to spot some White Pepper & Spice stuff in their local Target and wants to put a few in their cart…well, you know where to get hold of me.

    August 23rd, 2007 - bitching - insight - purchases

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