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  • December 24th, 2009 - perspective - political

    I’m currently sketching out storyboards and fleshing out ideas for the first ever Lord Gonchar broadcast television holiday special.

    I’m using the working title of “Christmas Up Your Ass” mostly because it rolls easily off the tongue and has a nice cadence. Then I figure I’ll just rip off Metallica’s “Metal Up Your Ass” graphic and poorly photshop the hand and dagger into a clip art christmas tree since it already sort of has the “glowing star on top” thing going on.

    Man, it’s 5am. I need to go to bed…

    …and just in case I don’t get a chance to say it again, “Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate) everyone!”

    G’night.

    December 24th, 2009 - metal - random - yikes

    If only the show on at 8pm was called “Slim Shady”

    December 22nd, 2009 - cute - entertainment - fun - music - nerd - TV

    It mustn’t just be my Kenan crush. Last night “What Up With That” ran right after the monologue, so somebody is liking it. I thought last night’s was the weakest yet, but still worth watching.

    Probably the best SNL all season. The cold opening was finally something other than the completely unfunny political stuff they do. In fact, they opened with a favorite of mine and my daughter’s – The Lawrence Welk Show. Not the funniest one, but still laughable. (seemed to be the theme on the repeat skits, huh?) Not sure what to add as the bonus funny, so I’ll just say you can’t go wrong checking out any of last night’s show – not a real stinker in the entire bunch.

    December 20th, 2009 - entertainment - TV - video

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