Archive for March, 2010

The Green Machine

I SO wanted one of these when I was a kid. Never did get one. Come to think of it, I didn’t know anyone who had one of these. I wonder how much they cost back in the day? I’ll have to look into that sometime.


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Netflix On Wii Follow-up

So I was in the first batch of folks to get the Wii disc from Netflix. It came last Thursday, but I didn’t mess with it until a little bit ago.

Not much to say. It’s cool. It might get a little use around here. Mostly because we don’t have any other devices floating around to stream from Netflix (or anywhere else for that matter). Quality is equivalent to standard definition TV.

Once we get around to paying down much of the debt we ran up in the past year or so, I’d like to really set the house up with some new entertainment equipment. I’d love to get the whole house networked and streaming our entertainment options. We’re still using the receiver/speakers on the big TV that we bought in 1996.

Whatever. The Netflix streaming on Wii is neat. I’m sure there are much better options, but if you don’t have anything else around it’s nice to play with.

Who? Who? Who?

Holy. Fucking. Shit.


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L. Acidophilus

I’ve developed a serious yogurt addiction over the last few weeks.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Daddy Bought Us A Pony!

I posted this on Facebook too, so if you don’t read my blog and just see the posts come through on Facebook, then this is a double-post for you. Too bad.

I’ve grown to enjoy Red Eye over the past few months. Very entertaining more often then not and I liked this little conversation on Health Care reform.


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And if you disagree, you’re probably a racist homophobe who wears fur to whale eating parties.

Fuck You U-Verse…no, I still love you

So we got stood up on Saturday. 1pm rolls around and nothing. We waited until 1:30 and then dug out the sale’s dude’s number and called. He basically stood us up because he couldn’t make a sale and it wasn’t worth his time to come to our house (or apparently even let us know).

He gave jamie some convoluted answer about how if the houses are side-to-side then they can make it work, but if the houses are front-to-back then it can’t be done. He talked in circles with quick apologies and that was that.

We’re one of about a dozen houses that falls into a weird little no-service gap.

I still insist this might not be the case and that if we got a technician or representative or someone qualified to physically come here and see things that there’s a good chance we’d get service…or at the very least I need someone knowledgeable to come here take a look and explain to me (not in layman’s terms) why it won’t work.

And I won’t let it go until that happens.

But I’m not going to push it right now. The warm weather is just around the bend and we’ll be traveling, doing the homeowner thing and generally living the summertime life, so TV is not a priority.

But come fall, we’re going to start making phone calls, emails and personal appearances until we get someone who knows what they’re talking about and what the deal is to come here and see how absurd it is that I can throw stones and hit a few houses that can get U-verse. I’m still not convinced it can’t happen.

Until then…

I Want My U-Verse, Fuck You Time Warner

I’ve posted a couple of times about our TV service and U-Verse and Time Warner. (here and here and here and few other places if you nose around)

We really dug AT&T’s U-Verse and were a little miffed that it wasn’t available when we bought the house. We’ve been reluctantly paying Time Warner for a little over a year now and we went with (for the first time in forever) a lower package. We’re normally all-in when it comes to TV packages, but Time Warner just sucks so bad and is so out of touch with what customers want, need and expect that it’s not even funny. To be honest, I miss some of the channels we haven’t had for the past 15 months, but refuse to give TW any more than I have to. We don’t even have cable boxes on the TV’s upstairs because I don’t want to give them the monthly fee. It costs almost $18 just to have a DVR on the big TV. (Yes, $18 a month – broken down as 9.95 for DVR service, $7.64 for a Digital Converter and $0.32 for the remote… Fuckers!)

Anyway, over the past 15 months, I’d occasionally check the AT&T site and try the availability tool. It always told me service wasn’t available at our address. One time at the mall we stopped in and talked to them a little about how we had service and loved it then moved less than a mile away and now can’t get it. We were told that crews were always in the area expanding coverage. We also knew this was true because those crews usually spent months at a time at my wife’s hotel and she even hit them up trying to get them over our way or find out more info.

Then two or three weeks ago, I swung by the availability check tool and punched in our address knowing what the result would be. And I was right. But something clicked this time and I thought, “Why don’t I start punching in addresses in my general vicinity and see exactly where the lines are.

(In all fairness, I had done this before, but not to great extent. Just some random address on each street until I found availability. Nothing detailed or methodical. And I knew we were close, but not covered.)

So this time I start with the guy across the street and get a “no” on service. So I got around the circle of the cul-de-sac and get three more “no” answers for the two house on the end and the house to our right. So then I go to the house across the street at the end (the 6th house of 6 on our little cul-de-sac) and get a “yes” on service. WTF!?

So obviously being on a cul-de-sac, our street hits the perpendicular street and forms a “T” shape. Our street runs east/west and hits the “T” on the east side (the west is the ‘circle’ end of the cul-de-sac) and the perpendicular road runs north/south. Of the six houses on the cul-de-sac (three on the north side and three on the south side) only the easternmost house on the north side shows availability.

I’m trying to paint a picture here.

So I decide to go south down the perpendicular street and find no one able to get sevice on either side of the street. But if I make a right and head west, so that I’m now checking houses who share the woods behind our house (people who we share property lines with in some cases) I’m seeing that they all show it available and two of them actually currently have AT&T service!

So I come back to the “T” and go north on the perpendicular road and find that everyone that direction has service available and a few even use it already. I complete the circle by checking the houses behind the people to our left on the end of the cul-de-se (the next perpendicular street to the west) and find complete availability with some customers sprinkled in.

Ahhh, let me just draw a picture:

The yellow glowing house is us. People in red can’t get service and people in green can. That’s how broken and fucked up it is. My guess was seem to be right in between two VRADs. I don’t know a whole lot about how it works, but I know it’s distance based and that it’s not unusual for odd patterns like this to appear based on the way established wires/cables are running.

I figured I’d either need to go back into the AT&T store or give the 800 number a call and explain the situation and see if they could send someone out to see things firsthand and let me know if there was a way to make this happen or not. All I know is it was frustrating looking out the front window and seeing a house that got service and then looking out the back and seeing another bunch of houses with service available.

Then, no shit, two days later, my wife gets a call from a friend of ours who just moved (into a really nice fucking house/neighborhood). She wanted to let us know they were getting U-verse and wanted to pass along some info knowing we had been wanting it for a while. Basically they were in almost the same situation. Houses all around able to get service, but their address showing not available. The difference is that AT&T just got over to their neighborhood and had salesmen going door-to-door to drum up awareness, interest and sales. So they talked to the dude and explained and he confirmed the weirdness and said that this happens a lot and most times, AT&T just has to come in and “get it working”. I assume this means running a few new cables to shorten the distances, but I have no idea, really.

At any rate, she gives my wife this guy’s name and number.

So on Monday she calls and he shows up at the hotel to talk to her. He gets the info (our address and the addresses around us) and tells her the same thing. Basically, let me get hold of some people and see if we can get this working for you, it shouldn’t be a problem. He’d be in touch.

We heard from him today and he made an appointment to stop by on Saturday. Not sure what for, but it’s a positive sign.

So here’s to me getting my hopes up and maybe, finally, after 15 long months, getting rid of Time Warner and their bullshit once and for all.

If this doesn’t pan out, I might have to consider DIRECTV. I’m not totally against it, but I’d rather not. And I’d still need to use TW for my net connection. So that’s less than optimal too.

Keep your fingers crossed for me.

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

For what was generally a pretty weak SNL, this skit had me and my daughter laughing:


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Bonus funny (with Kenan, of course):


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I Really Am A Total Nerd

If the Weird Al tickets didn’t make it official, this does.

The wife came home today and handed me a calendar. Not just any calendar, but one full of serveral roller coaster photos. Turns out one of the suits (or rather, skirts, I suppose) at her corporate office deals with Baynum Painting on some professional level. She received one of their 2010 calendars and immediately thought of my wife (they all know we’re coasters dorks – you know, that little coasterimage.com thing I have going on) and passed it on to her and she in turn brought it home to me where I not only looked at it, but then took photos of it to share here and further establish (and document) my decent into the bottom rungs of the social ladder. (I’m pretty sure I’m rubbing sholders with mouth breathers at this point).

It’s not all roller coaster pictures – they do paint other things – but the little tidbits were interesting.


(You can click those for bigger versions, if you’d like.)

Droid Does

Verizon is running the 2-for-1 dealy-o on the Droid and I’m thinking of picking up a pair for the wife and myself and playing it off as an early B-Day gift. (when your ego is this big you buy yourself gifts)

Someone tell me why I shouldn’t. (or should)

Speaking of phones, we’re also considering finally just dropping our land line. Anyone have an opinion there as well?

I Am Officially A Total Nerd

And I’m turning my family into complete nerds too.

Got an email last night from Ticketmaster with a list of upcoming shows in the area and I saw Weird Al was going to be in our neck of the woods – like literally. If you’re not filling the Nutter Center (almost literally a hop, skip and a jump away), the Fraze Pavilion is the place to be and is the second closest place to my home that one can do a show at.

So I logged my ass on this morning and bought four tickets (presale even) to see Weird Al…again.

We went to see Al in 2007. Since then the kids have grown a bit and I turned my daughter onto some of his stuff. This time I’m dragging them all out for a Friday night, 4th of July weekend show…and I’m looking forward to it…

…still from the bottom of the social totem pole.

Thursday Party?

Have the house to myself (well, the kids are here, but they’re in school during the day) until Friday night while my wife is in Minneapolis.

I’m thinking major beer blowout – Thursday morning 7:30 am sharp…out by 2pm.

Everyone knows those are the best drinking hours. If all goes well we can do it again on Friday.

Anyone? Anyone? Hey, where are you all going!?

Sigh.

Sunday Boredom

Went here, got these:

That’ll teach those fuckers…

Ooohhhhweee

You knew it was coming.


What Up With That

(and yes, my blog has been reduced to posting SNL clips featuring Kenan Thompson – fuck you for noticing)

Somebody Preheat The Oven To 69

Ok, I definitely have an interracial man-crush on Kenan, I think.


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And for some reason this cracked me up too:


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