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  • I’m married, so I don’t need the pick-up line, but I wonder if it’d get me laid:

    “The weatherman isn’t calling for snow, but I see 6 inches coming your way tonight.”

    (for the record, I picked “six” for the cadence of the sentence, a two syllable “seven” doesn’t flow as correctly and “eight” just sounds like drunken bragging – better to underpromise and overdeliver)

    February 19th, 2010 - fun - random - ridiculous - useful - yikes

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