Drove past the big creepy Jesus statue again today. I don’t know why I’m compelled to take a picture of it almost every time. Maybe it’s because the thing is so ridiculous?
For the unfamiliar, if you travel on I-75 between Cincinnati and Dayton, you’ll eventually pass one of those bullshit mega-church thingies and in front is this huge statue of Jesus jutting out of the water like a sea serpent poised to eat everything on the interstate. My kids know it as ‘The Big Creepy Statue’ so rest assured that I’m bringing them up right. Here’s today’s picture – just 2 hours old:
Even better is recently I learned that comedian Heywood Banks does a song about the damn statue called, “Big Butter Jesus.” You can take a look at that right here:
Fucking statue!
I always thought he was calling his father for a hand out of the cement his followers buried him in.
It also kinda looks like a gymnast when they land.
Sort of like he just came off a great run on the uneven bars and stuck a perfect landing.
Gold medal for Jesus!
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