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  • Last night was one of those summer nights – hot, muggy and storms popping up left and right and disappearing just as fast.

    At some point, my son (who was somewhere in the house doing something) came to us and asked what the flashing outside was. We kinda dismissed him with a quick answer about lightning. Maybe heat lightning, maybe a storm. No biggie.

    A few minutes later he comes back with a, “No really. What is this out there. Come look.”

    So we go to the entry and look up out the big front window and the sky is just lighting up over and over. So we open the door and step out. The flashing is almost constant and very localized. It keeps happening in essentially the same part of the sky. At first we thought it was fireworks relatively close lighting up the low, overcast sky. But that was quickly dismissed as there were no booms. The trees in the front were still blocking the view so I walked out to the end of the yard.

    Basically as nutty-ass lightning storm thingy was brewing to the north of us. It was mesmerizing. Flashes of light punctuated by streaks that seemed to trace the outline of the clouds. After a few moments, I realized this was one of those rare opportunites where you have great lightning views and no rain. Photos!

    I busted into the house and ran to the basement to find my tripod. Got back upstairs and grabbed my camera, put it on the tripod, snapped in the remote and got back outside.

    What I didn’t think of is that it was a comfy 72 with no humidity inside (courtesy of modern air conditioning), but a tropic 78 with 100% humidity outside. The camera fogged up…bad. I stood there watching the storm and cursing the camera. The storm seemed to be moving in a southeast direction meaning that while it was moving from behind the neighbor’s trees into the unobstructed northeast sky, it was also slowing moving towards us as it swept across the sky. After about 10 minutes or so, my camera was not even close to settling in to the outdoor conditions and the first raindrops started falling. I grabbed everything and by the time I hit the door, it was a torrential downpour.

    I was pissed at the missed opportunity to capture that fucked up lightning, but glad I went out and saw the free light show.

    Would’ve made some really neat photos though…

    June 13th, 2010 - camera - life - weather

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    March 23rd, 2009 - awesome - business - camera - life

    The new camcorder came on Wednesday. I haven’t had a whole lot of chances to mess with it, but here’s some initial thoughts:

    Depending on the shooting conditions video ranges from very, very good to pretty fucking sweet. I’d have been entirely ok with it and regular prices. For under $700, I’m estatic.

    The thing is built like a tank – solid and wider than it is tall.

    At the full 1920 x 1080, the hard drive holds around 15 hours of video. That should work until I’m able to finally upgrade my PC (long overdue). Right now I can store the video on one of my external drives if I want, but I’m not able to edit in any reasonable fashion. (so no samples for a little while)

    It’s a consumer level Sony product, not a lot beyond pointing and shooting. It literally has an “easy” button on it…for real. A button labeled ‘Easy’. That’s ok though, I only need to point and shoot. There is the cool CAM Control button/dial on the front that you can assign a few functions to (focus, exposure, etc) that offer a bit of manual control. Using that and different shooting modes, I was able to get a pretty shallow DOF that looked kind of nice.

    It records in 5.1 which is fun to say.

    Probably lots of other little things that I’ll think of, find or use as time goes on.

    I’m a happy boy.

    December 13th, 2008 - camera - purchases - video

    Jeff just posted about having the urge to buy something and the various degrees of (and reasons for) apprehension in doing so.

    I, on the other hand, am an asshole and proudly yell, “Get the fuck out of my way, I’m buying shit because I want to!”

    I’ve been wanting to go HD with my camcorder. Face it, the world is there. Using a standard def camcorder for both personal things and for my coaster stuff seems silly. I don’t need a big honking professional piece of camera, just a cute little consumer cam that’s easy to use and makes nice video.

    Basically I wanted a Sony HDR-SR12. (Yeah, more Sony. I’m like an abused girlfriend who still sticks with the guy claiming how great he is.)

    I am Sony’s bitch.

    So I bought one. But here’s the kicker – I got it for an outstanding price. Right around $680. Yeah, go look it up and find one for that…you won’t.

    I got it thanks to a 10% coupon and a cashback promotion that Microsoft is doing to get people to use live.com.

    Sure, I had to get it via ebay from one of those Brooklyn dealers who sell grey market stuff, but I just couldn’t pass it up at that price. And yes, they call to do a hard sell on a warranty and accessories, but I politely resisted and they were cool about it. I should have it in a couple of days.

    The price, the idea that HD is the new standard, using it for coasterimage, Christmas, Disney trip in February, some other things that I’ll be sharing here when the time is right – it all fell into place for me to justify the purchase.

    So yeah, I wanted to buy something and I didn’t hestitate. You shouldn’t either.

    December 3rd, 2008 - camera - purchases

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