My kid makes cars and trucks with his Legos, how about yours?
Oh, he likes to build hybrid human/mechanical cyborg demon dragon-beasts from hell that only Ninjas of Death can subdue and ride.
But your son’s little truck is nice, I suppose.


A dude that works for my wife gave her a couple of these:

He killed the deer or made it himself or butchered the meat or some combination of the above. All I know is that it’s the best shit on Earth. I’m pretty sure it’s a pretty even cocaine/venison blend for three reasons:
1. I can’t quit eating it.
2. My gums go numb when I eat it.
3. I haven’t slept for 4 days.
Good stuff.
This is what I wanted to put on our Xmas cards this year. The idea of the absurd holiday card had been floating about for some time, so I made up these little images. The kids loved it. We presented it to my wife and that was the moment I realized I’m not the only one in the house with veto power.

For the record, 80′s hair band White Lion had Vito power.
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