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  • My kid makes cars and trucks with his Legos, how about yours?

    Oh, he likes to build hybrid human/mechanical cyborg demon dragon-beasts from hell that only Ninjas of Death can subdue and ride.

    But your son’s little truck is nice, I suppose.

    December 6th, 2011 - awesome - life - metal - photos - the kids

    A dude that works for my wife gave her a couple of these:

    He killed the deer or made it himself or butchered the meat or some combination of the above. All I know is that it’s the best shit on Earth. I’m pretty sure it’s a pretty even cocaine/venison blend for three reasons:

    1. I can’t quit eating it.
    2. My gums go numb when I eat it.
    3. I haven’t slept for 4 days.

    Good stuff.

    December 6th, 2011 - food - photos

    This is what I wanted to put on our Xmas cards this year. The idea of the absurd holiday card had been floating about for some time, so I made up these little images. The kids loved it. We presented it to my wife and that was the moment I realized I’m not the only one in the house with veto power.

    For the record, 80′s hair band White Lion had Vito power.

    December 1st, 2011 - awesome - holidays - home - life - music - photos - the kids

    Her hands make the vagina and she’s wearing a pearl necklace to boot.

    November 10th, 2011 - fun - photos - political - ridiculous

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