political - Lord Gonchar

I’m 12 at Heart

Her hands make the vagina and she’s wearing a pearl necklace to boot.

Occupy The Tea Party

Here’s our chance to gather up all the idiots in one spot! Let’s start Occupy The Tea Party.

November 10th, 2011 - political - yikes

Occupied

This is being passed around on Facebook, but I wanted to make sure I put it here too. It seems like a fucking miracle that kids like this exist anymore. I’ll never understand a mentality that simply complains that others have it well. I see a better situation than mine – something I feel like I’m missing – and I go get it. I don’t complain that someone else has it. Quit being fucking pussies and be more like this kid.

October 12th, 2011 - awesome - political

Bin Laden Drama

Just realized most of my short comments were made on Facebook. So here’s a rundown. I happened to be flipping through channels and caught the announcement right as Fox and CNN were making it official (around 10:40pm). My Facebook updates the past couple of days:

Sunday 10:45pm: Bin Laden dead.

Sunday 11:22pm: I’m a sucker for schmaltz. The crowd gathering in front of the White House singing the national anthem is pretty fun to watch.

Sunday 11:42pm: Speech written in a way to specifically tie Obama to the finding and killing of Bin Laden. Can’t blame him. Might as well take advantage of it.

Monday 1:06am: Geraldo out talking to the kids in front of the White House. Hilarious.

Monday 3:18am: Surprised at the sheer number of times Fox News has said incredibly positive things about Obama and his decisions and role in finding and killing Bin Laden.

Actually, I’m not. Ok, maybe a little.

Monday 4:03am: By ‘buried at sea’ we mean ‘dumped in the ocean on the way back’

Monday 5:27pm: Imagining that the crowds jumping, singing and cheering look to other countries a lot like the crowds of America haters jumping, singing and cheering looked to us.

It’s an interesting concept to me. Nameless people whipped up in a frenzy saying things in a language you don’t understand, but clearly jubilant over the events that took place. I always hated those fuckers.

Right now there’s a Muslim extremist Gonch looking at the footage of us cheering in the streets and thinking, “I hate those fuckers.”

…

Since then there’s been a lot of discussion over the reaction to his death. I’m of the mindset that most of it is too touchy feely for me. The guy’s dead. Good. I don’t care if it was a revenge hit. I hope it was. It’s one of the few moves Obama has made that I can actually appreciate. Fuck with me and I fuck with you.

I suppose there’s two ways to stop people from fucking with you:

1. Make sure they never have a reason to.

or

2. Make sure the consequences make them not want to.

Simple enough. The problem is that no matter how much you do #1 (heh) there will still be someone who wants to fuck with you. So I guess #2 works for me. There will still be those someones who will want to fuck with you, but at least you stop them…even if it takes a decade.

It’s old school and I make no apolgies for that. I think the ability to kick ass is what this country has lost. And being all touchy feely about someone who wants to cause you harm isn’t helping things.

Fuck Bin Laden. I want Call Of Duty: SEAL Team 6 where you get to go in and pop him in the noggin yourself.

May 3rd, 2011 - insight - life - personal - perspective - political

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