Urge to kill rising. I find the reaction here far more threatening than both the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street combined.
Seriously, just read through a bunch of these. It paints an ugly picture.
If you really need access to blacked out Wikipedia pages, Google’s cache feature works wonders.
Every once in a while I get bored and check out the blog stats and see how people are getting here. Results are never disappointing. The top ten queries leading people to this blog in the past month are:
1. uncle jesse
2. lord gonchar
3. uncle
4. xmas tree up an arse
5. homies
6. metallica christmas
7. long goatee
8. s.e.cupp
9. “barely legal swedish girls”
10. “christmas tree” ass
Needs a little fine tuning, but I’m pretty much reaching exactly the audience I need to be.
Facebook is one small component of my life. I don’t live or die by it and if it went away tomorrow, I wouldn’t miss a beat. Change tends to excite me rather than scare me. I don’t care what the fuck they do.
Top 8 search terms used to get to my little blog in the past year:
1. lord gonchar
2. uncle jesse
3. every piss begins with pee
4. homies
5. i wanna do flo
6. my body is a lockbox of diamonds
7. brown sugar fountain
8. usps clown commercial
Least used:
“I love that thing you do. You know, that thing. With your mouth…and the ice cubes…and the blowtorch and the 13 trained poodles and the autographed photo of Merle Haggard made out to someone’s Uncle Norman and the mp3 of La Bamba. That thing. I love it.”
It doesn’t appear on the list anywhere.
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