Top 8 search terms used to get to my little blog in the past year:
1. lord gonchar
2. uncle jesse
3. every piss begins with pee
4. homies
5. i wanna do flo
6. my body is a lockbox of diamonds
7. brown sugar fountain
8. usps clown commercial
Least used:
“I love that thing you do. You know, that thing. With your mouth…and the ice cubes…and the blowtorch and the 13 trained poodles and the autographed photo of Merle Haggard made out to someone’s Uncle Norman and the mp3 of La Bamba. That thing. I love it.”
It doesn’t appear on the list anywhere.
