Nobody Move
08/31/2010I’m convinced the only reason the universe hasn’t opened up and imploded into some gigantic black hole of suck is because the two forces of evil in this commercial are perfectly balanced.
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I’m convinced the only reason the universe hasn’t opened up and imploded into some gigantic black hole of suck is because the two forces of evil in this commercial are perfectly balanced.
This happened right in my neck of the woods. Fucking nuts.
6am, weed, alcohol, underage girl, taking your car airborne and into the side of a bridge at 100mph.
Hardcore.
Western PA, I love you, but yinz gotta get over the Steelers. Seriously, it’s fucking July. Just like 2 or 3 months out of the year, wear something without the logo, take the sign out of the front window (or front yard), pull the decal from the truck.
It’s ok, they’ll still be there this fall and they’ll still kick ass.
(I identify a little less with ‘home’ every time we go back)
No matter the situation, my mother-in-law’s advice is either to pray or to drink.
My mother-in-law is an idiot.