The first of the crapalogs has arrived.

Sadly, they’re not the total crapfest catalogs that started the whole thing, they’re more ‘reasonable’ choices that I came across along the way. (‘reasonable’ is totally subjective in this case)

First out of the mailbox was the art.com catalog. Actually not too bad a choice as I dig the website and check it out now and again. No idea why I’d need a catalog when the site is always there and shows more. But whatever.

Tied for first place in turnaround is the Sayersbrook American Gourmet catalog. Now this is a fun one. 16 pages of…bison meat. Uh-huh. I have to admit it’s kind of making me hungry looking at it. I don’t think I’ve ever had bison. I’m so deprived.

The best part is that there are other ‘exotic’ meats included in seemingly random fashion. For example on page 4, I can buy Ostrich Filet Steaks. Four 4 oz. steaks would run a person $46.95. I don’t believe I’ve ever eaten an ostrich either. I suck.

So there you have it. The first two crapalogs to make it here – artwork and bison meat. Now we know who really is eager to get my patronage.

Can’t wait until more roll in.