I’ve been on the fence for quite a few years now, but as of today I officially know for sure that there’s not one, none anywhere, not even my favorite of favoritest, not a single roller coaster or amusement park attraction that is worth more than a 30 minute wait…anywhere.
Seriously, after 9 years of doing this amusement park crap that’s my absolute limit…and even then it’s 30 minutes for personal favorites or first-time or one of a kind experiences – less for most cases.

My threshold for my favorites is higher than 30 minutes but I’m unsure where it is. It depends on who I am with, queue environment, number of mullets, etc. It’s very refreshing to read honest words about coaster enthusiasm because I think we all hype it up, even to ourselves.
I’m with you there, dude. I’m not sure how I got like this, but I can barely bring myself to get in line for anything anymore.