Everytime I enjoy a new-to-me form of live entertainment, I can’t help but compare the costs with the costs of amusement parks.

Earlier today I went to an NFL game in Cincinnati.

Ticket – $80
Parking – $40
Beer – $7.75
Soda or Water – $4.50

Had one paid for a family of four to experience what I did today (decent seats, close parking, one drink) you’re looking at a total of $384 for about 4 hours of entertainment.

I come to the same conclusion that I always do.

Cheap-ass coaster enthusiasts should shut the fuck up about the cost of an amusement park visit.