Every Piss Begins With Pee

02/8/2010

Come on! That title is every bit as witty as “Every Kiss Begins With Kay”

This commercial kills me on so many levels:


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Puh-leeeze! If you’re smooth enough to just happen to have planned to give your lady jewelry in a cabin during a storm and were aware enough to have it in hand knowing your woman is a scared little bitch who jumps and whimpers at the sight of lightning and also have the presence of mind to deliver the line “I’m here and I always will be” while handing over said jewelry to aforementioned scared bitch then you’re a better man than I.

Fuck that commercial. Is there anyone…anyone…out there who watches that and feels warm and fuzzy instead of annoyed and maybe a little homicidal? And if so, what the fuck is wired wrong inside of you? The commercial is the height of absurdity.

Arrrrgh!

There is 1 comment in this article:

  1. 02/9/2010Carrie

    LOL! I hate, hate, hate that commercial! Even aside from the terrible plot (do you call it that?), the acting is ridiculous.

    That guy delivers his lines with such a dull monotone the only reasonable thing I can expect he will pull out next is the machete he’ll use to hack her into pieces if she ever decides to leave him! And she’s worse.

    It’s terrible! And fuck you for making me spend time thinking about it outside the realm of my senseless tv watching! Ugh!

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