The hippy is a sex position where three guys are doing three girls doggy style while the girls are all making out. All the while, all three guys are fist pounding, thus resembling a peace sign.

I have to admit, I’m pretty excited because it sounds like Fear Factor is going to be airing a scene from my all-time favorite porno.

The stuffed animals on the trampoline – hilarious.

Urge to kill rising. I find the reaction here far more threatening than both the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street combined.

Seriously, just read through a bunch of these. It paints an ugly picture.

If you really need access to blacked out Wikipedia pages, Google’s cache feature works wonders.

-Chuck Close

I mention it only because these posts serve as a mental note. I honestly don’t miss it at this point. Although it’d be pretty cool to get hold of a cigarette machine. How cool would that be to have in the house? People have jukeboxes, pinball machines, bars and shit like that. I want a cigarette machine…and not some fancy thing. I want the old 70′s/80′s shit where you plunked money in and had to pull that lever out to drop the pack of smokes. Like This.

Fuck you Nashville Symphony. Next time I’m going to pee into your fountains.

Well done, sir.

I’ve mentioned in the past that my daughter participates in the school’s “Power Of The Pen” stuff. It’s basically competitive writing. Last year she made it to regionals as a 7th grader – which is pretty good. We recently got word that this year she’s the 8th grade team captain. Plus, she’s doing the math team too (assuming that the dates don’t conflict with the writing thing) – it’s like straight out of Mean Girls. She’s a mathlete. She’s the only girl on the team and even she calls it Nerd Club. “Dad, I need picked up after school. I have Nerd Club tonight.” We’ll see how that goes. Also, word on the street is that there’s potential for an Honors Band invite in her future as well.

I get to talk about my son more during football season, but he does his thing in school too. He’s had his work make the district art show every year and as of yesterday he’s also received the school’s “Citizenship Award” every year too. They give one out per month. Not sure entirely what it’s based on other than being a decent person. It seems more like a “Your Kid Doesn’t Act Like A Complete Asshole” award. At any rate, it’s cool that he’s gotten one every year now.

That’s what my kids are up too. I tend to take a lot of it for granted. Sometimes I’m not sure we, as parents, make as big a deal of these things as we should – or at least as big a deal as other parents would. That sounds bad, but it’s not like we go, “Yeah? Whatever!” Quite the opposite really. But…you know what I mean.

My kids are still kicking ass.

EDIT – In the couple of hours since I wrote this, my daughter did indeed bring home an invitation to try out for District XII Honor Band.