Lord Gonchar

Thursday Party?

Lord Gonchar — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:18:49 +0000

Have the house to myself (well, the kids are here, but they’re in school during the day) until Friday night while my wife is in Minneapolis.

I’m thinking major beer blowout – Thursday morning 7:30 am sharp…out by 2pm.

Everyone knows those are the best drinking hours. If all goes well we can do it again on Friday.

Anyone? Anyone? Hey, where are you all going!?

Sigh.

Sunday Boredom

Lord Gonchar — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:15:37 +0000

Went here, got these:

That’ll teach those fuckers…

Ooohhhhweee

Lord Gonchar — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:13:30 +0000

You knew it was coming.

What Up With That

(and yes, my blog has been reduced to posting SNL clips featuring Kenan Thompson – fuck you for noticing)

Somebody Preheat The Oven To 69

Lord Gonchar — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 06:51:32 +0000

Ok, I definitely have an interracial man-crush on Kenan, I think.

(link)

And for some reason this cracked me up too:

(link)

Life Is A Highway

Lord Gonchar — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 04:26:15 +0000

Please obey all posted speed limits.

Thank you.

Weird Fetish Of The Week

Lord Gonchar — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:19:12 +0000

Women’s Curling – the USA team’s Nicole Joraanstad.

I could watch her sweep for hours on end. She really puts her hips into it.

Blonde girl. Sweet bouncing hips.

Ummm….yeah.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Nothing Is Real

Lord Gonchar — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:39:39 +0000

This is crazy stuff.
I knew this sort of thing happened and what was possible, but I guess I didn’t realize just how much it really is used.

Dick

Lord Gonchar — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 08:05:17 +0000

Working on some park photos tonight.

I can’t be the only one who sees it:

Or maybe I’m still 12 deep down inside…

Mirror Prank

Lord Gonchar — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:06:21 +0000

This is pretty good.

Bad Pick-Up Line

Lord Gonchar — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:29:13 +0000

I’m married, so I don’t need the pick-up line, but I wonder if it’d get me laid:

“The weatherman isn’t calling for snow, but I see 6 inches coming your way tonight.”

(for the record, I picked “six” for the cadence of the sentence, a two syllable “seven” doesn’t flow as correctly and “eight” just sounds like drunken bragging – better to underpromise and overdeliver)

A Tap Dancer’s Dilemma

Lord Gonchar — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:47:35 +0000

Diablo Swing Orchestra. Yes, another new (to me) music win.

A Tap Dancer’s Dilemma

Bedlam Sticks

Reality Engineering

Lord Gonchar — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:44:46 +0000

(video link for those not seeing an embedded video – visit my actual fucking blog already)

I know I’m WAY late to the party, but I recently discovered Dr. Steel and I absolutely love everything about the character – the music, the videos, the concept, the gimmick. Wonderful, wonderful stuff.

(Back and Forth)

Augmented-Reality Maps

Lord Gonchar — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:47:31 +0000

I posted a little while back about some of the really nice things Bing was doing with their maps. Good stuff.

This shows where it’s headed and takes it to ridiculous levels:

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It really blows me away. Literally, my mind races at the possibilities. That video is a glimpse into the future.

Just wow.