It just occurred to me that “Ho-Hos” (as in the Hostess cake-like treat) is a homophone to “Ho Hose” (which Urban Dictionary defines as “pantyhose of a ‘slutty’ nature”). But I think it’s much better as slang for one’s penis. As in, “Someone’s going to get the Ho Hose tonight!” or “So I slapped her with my Ho Hose.”

Looking forward to the next time I have to ask who sucked down all of the Ho-Hos in a public setting.