After reading Tyler’s latest blog post, I was compelled to write a rather lengthy reply. I felt a little guilty crowding up his blog so I figured I’d share here…besides, it concerns my favorite subject – me! You may want to read Tyler’s entry and the subsequent replies (and linked article) before continuing, otherwise the following will seem even more nonsensical than usual.
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I was put in gifted classes essentially because I could read when I hit Kindergarten. Actually, I read before that.
Because I could read, I remember being sent to the library to do all kinds of tests and stuff.
Like Tyler’s district, the ‘gifted’ program didn’t begin until 2nd grade. In first grade, I got to go to the 3rd grade class for math and reading classes.
That summer I went to the high school and did a more formal testing. In 2nd grade that fall I was placed in the gifted program. 1/2 day every Monday in the library with Miss Brown and the other handful of gifted students.
After 6th grade, I opted not to continue in the gifted program in Jr. High – I was more interested in music.
I still have a lot of the material we used and worked on in the gifted program and I still think I ‘learned’ more in those 1/2 Mondays than I did in the other 4 1/2 days during the week.
Interestingly, (and I mentioned this a podcast or two ago) in my kids school now, if you can’t read in Kindergarten, you’re considered behind. I just find that amusing as 29 years ago when I went to school, the ability to read is what tipped everyone off that I might be ‘gifted’ – go figure.
No sure that actually added to the conversation – just sharing my story as well…because why do that on my blog? ;)
I do agree with Jeff. NCLB is a complete joke. I don’t have a problem with standardized testing as an arbitrary way of measuring a student’s progress or achievement (as it was in my day), but as the deciding factor as to the ‘success’ of a school district or particular school or teacher or whatever is one of the worst educational ideas ever instituted. Quite simply, in our school district, I don’t feel my kids are learning as much or as well as they could – they’re learning how to pass a standardized test with very specific information. It’s sad, really.
In the school my kids go to, you could get straight A’s all year, but screw up the standardized testing – and you’ll be held back.
Luckily, they have a dad who lives pretty much outside the box to help them along. :)
As far as the linked article goes. No question – ‘gifted learner’ describes me about 98%. I could pull one or two descriptions out of the other two, but just about every description of ‘gifted learner’ applies.
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I’m done sucking my own dick now.

You’re in a whole other level of gifted if you can suck your own dick.
Well if you’re sucking your own dick, yeah, you are pretty gifted.
Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick – even with his enormous stomach.
(just another fun cock fact, brought to you courtesy of my blog)
It’s fun facts like this that keep me coming back to this blog.
Actually it’s not that impressive once you realize his lips are 6 feet long. ;)
It’s all about perspective. :)