Lord Gonchar

I’m not going to use actual numbers here, but rather relative measurements. If that’s a problem, too bad.

I never really had any issue with my weight until very recently – as in the past 5 years…and even then, well…

When I graduated back in 1991 I was on the lower end of things for my height. Not underweight, but if you buy into the BMI thing, it was on the low/mid end. My graduation weight was X. That’s the baseline. For the record, I have no desire to ever weigh X again. I don’t think I need to.

I generally held that weight for a few years until it started creeping up towards the mid 90′s. When I wrestled (1996/1997) I was up to X+14 pounds give or take. It was a good weight for me. I think I looked best right around there even if it put me right at the edge of what a ‘healthy’ BMI is.

I kept at that weight until we moved to Florida (1999) and I settled a little and let the pounds slowly creep on. By the time we left Florida and went to Allentown (2002) I had put on another 13. At this point I was X+27. This is the first time I noticed my weight in a really negative way, but I still didn’t do anything. During our time in Allentown I put on roughly another 10.

When we moved back to Western PA (2004) I was now at X+37. We hit what I call a “comfortable phase” there where things got pretty cozy in life. We were doing well and I got a bit lazy and indulgent. By spring 2006 I had tacked on another 16 pounds. It was at this point (X+53) that I made a conscious effort to change things.

I got motivated, changed some habits and had dropped 12 pounds by BeastBuzz 2006 in June. I kept it up through the summer and by fall 2006 was down another 10. At this point I was at X+31. Pretty close to my Allentown weight. The holidays hit and I slacked and never really kept up after that. Over the course of 2007 I put about 10 back on. (X+41)

Then we decided to quit smoking in January 2008. At that point I was weighing X+41.

Needless to say, stopping smoking turned into starting eating. Couple that with another “comfortable phase” and it was the perfect storm. I was even heavier than the first peak. I put on almost 25 pounds in a little over a year. By winter 2009 I was X+63. Right!? 63 pounds heavier at the end of my second 18 years than I was at the end of my first 18.

I hovered around that weight (give or take a few pounds) for all of 2009. In fact, I think I’m right around X+60 in this video.

So after a year of generally feeling like shit, I finally said, “Time to do it right” and on February 22, 2010 I started making the effort again. On that day I weighed X+59. My first goal was to lose the smoking weight.

As of yesterday, I’ve lost 20 pounds and currently sit at X+39 – my pre-quitting weight. I’ve dropped 4 1/2 inches from my waist in that time.

My next goal to shoot for is another dozen pounds which would put me at my Allentown weight from almost a decade ago. That would be X+27 and would be a couple of pounds lower than when I lost the weight the first time in 2006. (it was actually my goal back then, but I missed it by a few before I slipped)

Assuming I keep motivated, my ultimate goal is to drop another 10 or 12 after that and close in on that wrestling weight from the mid/late 90′s. I’d be prefectly content with something in the X+17 range give or take a few pounds. I see no reason to go lower than that. Who knows, ask me again if/when I get there.

So yeah, I’m feeling pretty good about heading in the right direction again.

And as for the more hair thing – It’s been almost 6 months since I’ve had a haircut. Not really sure where that’s headed, but…

If you’re curious, go back to that video and subtract 20 pounds and add 6 months of hair growth and that’s what I look like now…

…like a thinner, hairier cock.