As I may have previously mentioned, I’m totally addicted to Mario Kart. Like to the point where it might be a problem. Seriously, someone should probably get me some help.

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Anyway, I unlocked the ability to use my Mii as a racer the other day. Like any egomaniac, I immediately took advantage of that fact and soon enough I was zipping around the tracks with the Nintendo family of characters.

But it was short lived.

In Mario Kart the characters all have little voice things they do when they race. Just a handful of sayings to give the the characters…well, character.

The problem is the generic voice they used for the Mii racer (or mine, at least) – it sounds like Special Ed from Crank Yankers. Not that it isn’t funny to think that, but it’s all I can think of when I hear my little Mii racing around the track.

So now I use mostly Toad and Waluigi.