Weird Fetish Of The Week

Women’s Curling – the USA team’s Nicole Joraanstad.

I could watch her sweep for hours on end. She really puts her hips into it.

Blonde girl. Sweet bouncing hips.

Ummm….yeah.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Nothing Is Real

This is crazy stuff.
I knew this sort of thing happened and what was possible, but I guess I didn’t realize just how much it really is used.

Dick

Working on some park photos tonight.

I can’t be the only one who sees it:

Or maybe I’m still 12 deep down inside…

Mirror Prank

This is pretty good.

Bad Pick-Up Line

I’m married, so I don’t need the pick-up line, but I wonder if it’d get me laid:

“The weatherman isn’t calling for snow, but I see 6 inches coming your way tonight.”

(for the record, I picked “six” for the cadence of the sentence, a two syllable “seven” doesn’t flow as correctly and “eight” just sounds like drunken bragging – better to underpromise and overdeliver)