Should be called, Paul Blart: This Movie Sucks Every Bit As Bad As You Thought It Would

(alternate joke: Should be called, Paul Blart: Mall Crap)

Seriously, I like some dumb shit. I enjoy movies that are stupid and dumbed down. I watch total fucking worthless movies over and over again.

I was dozing off during this fucking movie. Oddly enough, I liken it to 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain – the same lame villains with their lame moves and shallow storyline. For some reason that’s the movie I was reminded of when watching this…and I’ve sat through the stupid 3 Ninjas movie a couple of times.

Should be called, Paul Blart: I’d Rather Be Teabagged

(aww, I so should have made that the title of this post)

And Jayma Mays is weird looking in this…like I wasn’t sure if I should be repulsed or horny. Quite frankly, I wavered between both.