So the beard hit 16 weeks and, never content to stay the same or worry about being cool (beards are very in right now), I shaved it down to a goatee – which ironically is my most hated of all facial hair. The goatee is for douchebags who can’t commit to a full beard but still want their mouth to look a little like a pussy with teeth. Even better is that I haven’t been clean shaven in years, so I have a goat with scruff.

With a little more length, I could probably turn it into a serious Jim The Anvil thing.

Beard:

Goat: